Selena Gomez Escorts Katy Perry's Body Double to Music Box Theatre

A non-responsive Selena Gomez escorts a pink-wigged pal into the creepy Music Box Theatre (ever see those scary wall murals in that joint?) and then hightails it out of there afterward. Must have gotten a little freaked out by the fiendish interior design.

EXCLUSIVE: Bristol Palin Opts For Fatty McDonalds Grub

Bristol opts for a McLunch, with a generous side dish of saturated fats and genetically-modified ingredients served by overworked and underpaid employees. And we thought we had McJobs.

Bristol Palin Arrives at DWTS Studio in Rolled Up Purple Sweats

Bristol Palin arrives at the DWTS rehearsal studio with not much to say...so she lets her rolled up purple sweats speak for her.

Tony Dovolani Admires Audrina Patridge's Comfortable Mercedes Jeep

Tony has an appreciation for Audrina's German ride as he pulls up for DWTS rehearsal, so much so that he apparently convinces her to go for coffee a few moments later. Think you can bring back a couple of half-decaf mochas sweetened with raw sugar?

Audrina Patridge Ready For the Last Day of DWTS Rehearsals

Audrina is in a chipper mood and ready for her last day of rehearsals for Dancing With the Stars.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy And Driton 'Tony' Dovolani Have It Hard

Dancing With the Stars Dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy And Driton 'Tony' Dovolani grab a bite to eat at West Hollywood's Sushiya, and tell us that the closer the show approaches the finale, the harder it gets.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Driton 'Tony' Dovolani, the DWTS Logo & Twitter!

From a confluence of popular fan recommendation, Maksim has affixed the DWTS logo to his Twitter page, but Tony will "probably not" do the same. Anyone have a logo idea for Maksim? 

Lorenzo Lamas & Family Search For the Great Pumpkin

Lorenzo Lamas and crew stealthily hide out in their SUV and lie in wait for the Great Pumpkin to appear at Mr. Bones' Pumpkin Patch on Doheny.

Joe Francis & Date Celebrate Mario Lopez's 37th Birthday at Beso

Joe Francis and his date visit Beso to celebrate Mario Lopez's birthday...and is careful to make sure we know how old Mario really is now...37! (Wow, you're right, Joe, that's old!!) He then instructs us to blast this fact across the internet. Joe, here goes. 

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza Celebrate Birthday At Beso

Mario and Courtney are out celebrating his birthday at Beso in Hollywood, and Mario is quite proud of how Courtney's body has rebounded quite nicely from the rigors of childbirth. No word yet on how much of an impact this will have upon overpopulation within the thirty mile zone. 

Chloe Bridges Does Not Watch Dancing With the Stars

Chloe Bridges is asked while out clubbing in Hollywood who her favorite is on Dancing With the Stars, and she replies that she doesn't watch the hit show! We're going to have to call the police on her, poor thing.

Alexander DeLeon Enamored With The Situation's 6-Pack

Lead Singer of the Cab Alexander DeLeon is asked who he'd like to score on Dancing With the Stars, and he names The Situation -- because of his fancy abs.