Karissa Shannon Rides Sam Jones' Elevator, Gets Goop on Her Face

Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones do some elevator action, Karissa gets goop on her nose and then attempts a piggyback position, but Sam says "no booty crack!" Check out Karissa and Sam Jones' latest video for what happens next!

And then, after the climax, Karissa says of the drunk Audrina Patridge monologue video: "That bitch was on crack!"

EXCLUSIVE: David Arquette: "Whatever You're Doing On the Internet is Probably Scandalous"

A finely-dressed David Arquette speaks from the red carpet event promoting Legend of Hallowdega, produced by himself and Terry Gilliam, and wisely counsels us that "whatever you're doing on the internet is probably scandalous."

Thanks for the reminder, David...as soon as we're back in the office we're erasing all the cookies, dumping the memory cache and clearing our history logs. Sheesh!

Look for David and Terry's short film on ESPN.

EXCLUSIVE: Dave Navarro Arrives At Cleo Restaurant

Dave Navarro arrives at Cleo Restaurant with a date (was that Michelle Bombshell McGee???) and when asked by our camera guy whether he's got a pumpkin yet, replies in the negative. When our clever camera guy suggests a pumpkin patch, Dave responds, "Great idea!"

Glad to be of service, Mr. Navarro...you may now rock on, Great Pumpkin style.

EXCLUSIVE: Meagan Good Enjoys Herself All Night Long!

As the cherubic Meagan Good is driven away from Las Palmas deep into the Halloween air, our camera guy asks her if she's gotten her pumpkin on. Sexy Meagan reveals to us in a lusciously drunken slur that she enjoyed herself all night long.

Hmm, that reminds us of a certain Lionel Richie song which we're probably going to have in our heads all DAY long. (Not that that's a bad thing.)

EXCLUSIVE: Jasmine Waltz Smoking Hot At Las Palmas Nightclub

Jasmine Waltz, already smoking hot herself, applies fire to fire by lighting up a stogie in front of Las Palmas Nightclub.

Whew, we're not sure if we can take any more hotness, baby.

Justin Bieber Almost Incites Female Riot at the Grove

Apparently, little man Justin Bieber came THIS close to inciting some sort of panic-driven riot of teenage female proportions at the Grove this weekend.

Thank goodness for security and an armor-plated Escalade that showed up in the nick of time.

EXCLUSIVE: Bruce Vilanch's Cheap-Ass Halloween Costume: Jabba the Hut Meets the Great Pumpkin!

Bruce Vilanch, humorously dolled up in a cheap-ass Halloween costume splicing together BOTH Jabba the Hut and the Great Pumpkin, says Charlie Sheen doesn't need rehab because it's enough that he's working for CBS.

Dohhhhh!!!!!!!!

EXCLUSIVE: Leonardo DiCaprio Creeps Into Roosevelt Hotel on Halloween

A devilishly masked Leonardo DiCaprio creeps into Roosevelt Hotel...but doesn't sneak by US!!! We see you, Leo!! Happy halloween!!!

Whoa...that was a pretty scary look...especially with that mask on, Leo...hmmm, maybe you're in character...spooky!!

Christina Aguilera Hits Voyeur and the Supper Club on Halloween

Adorned with blonde locks, superstar Christina Aguilera hits up both Voyeur and the Supper Club for some Halloween celebration.

What kind of costume is that, some sort of policewoman? Interesting....

Celebrity Attorney Mark Kaplan Would NOT Represent Tila Tequila

Celebrity attorney Mark Kaplan -- known for Britney Spears Meltdown fame -- takes a breather at BOA to celebrate his birthday (hey there, Scorpio!) and gives us a heads-up on the possibility of repping Tila Tequila - NOT.

We don't blame you, Mark. Party onward.

Josh Henderson Celebrates "Halloweenie" at Trousdale!

Josh Henderson celebrates "Halloweenie" by adorning a one-of-a-kind costume, that is part Olympic athlete, part Village People, part baseball player, and part porn star. The result is a costume the likes of which we've never seen before.

Party on, Jeremy -- err, we mean Josh!

EXCLUSIVE: Trashed, Wasted, Pissed Kid Cudi Helped Back to His Car!!!

In this hilarious clip, a totally trashed Kid Cudi can be viewed being carried/dragged/schlopped back to his car, where he is inserted into the back seat and then neatly folded in half -- no kidding!!

LOL!!!