Fashionable Fergie Wears Fergilicious Outfit to LAX, Opts For Radioactive Body Scan

Fergie reminds our camera guy of Zorro as she fashions it up for her departure at LAX. Mum's the word on whether she's considering appearing on Dancing With the Stars, but she does reveal another album is coming by the Black Eyes Peas, so the rumors are "apparently not" true that she's leaving the band.

Given a choice between genital gropes and radioactive X-Ray body scans performed by TSA (Thousands Standing Around), the singer opts for the latter.

Zap! Bzzzzz!!!!!

Nicki Minaj Wants to Work With Madonna!

Stepping out of Jimmy Kimmel Live to give her fans some love, Nicki Minaj reveals that she would most want to work with Madonna next.

Hey, Madge! What d'ya think of "Madge & Minaj"? Got a nice ring to it....

Ben Affleck Spotted Briefly at Jimmy Kimmel Live

Apparently, Ben Affleck was in no mood for posing with fans and indulging autograph seekers outside Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Maybe it was the chill. Oh well.

EXCLUSIVE: Larry King Was Grand Marshall For Only ONE DAY

EXCLUSIVE: Larry King steps out of the CNN Building in Hollywood, and our camera guy asks him what being Grand Marshall (of the Hollywood Christmas Parade) is like, to which he simply responds, "Cold."

Larry is then asked what appears to be some sort of trick question about whether he was Grand Marshall for the day or the entire year. Befuddled, he asks, "What?" but then says he was only Grand Marshall for the day of the parade, ostensibly because the parade lasted only one day, and not for the whole year.

Capische?

Leslie Nielsen's Memorial on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Leslie Nielsen returned to the spiritual world this weekend, and a memorial was placed at his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Slash Takes In the Roger Waters Concert at Staples Center

In an unprecedented public appearance WITHOUT his trademark tall top hat and dark sunglasses, Slash walks out of the Roger Waters concert at Staples Center.

Boy, we wish we could have gotten a ticket to experience one part of the great Pink Floyd legend.

EXCLUSIVE: Halle Berry Enters ArcLight Hollywood

In through the out door at ArcLight, the slender Halle Berry arrives to presumably catch a movie.

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz Visit Katsuya

Jenna and Tito walk Hollywood Boulevard after exiting Katsuya, and the porn star reveals that she really wouldn't do Dancing With the Stars. Tito says he wouldn't consider it until his boxing career is over.

Well, some like porridge, and some don't like it whether it's hot, cold, lukewarm or frozen. It's like a snake: sometimes it moves on the ground, sometimes it goes up a tree.

Sober-Looking Brooke Mueller Hits Dan Tanas

Brooke Miller, who actually appears sober in this clip, hits Dan Tanas for some grub and celebrating her aunt's birthday, and reveals she likes to work out, exercise, play tennis and eat healthy for fun.

She says everyone must tune into her dad's new reality show on Oxygen find out what it's about, but she says it will be "good for kids".

EXCLUSIVE: Matt Kemp Confirms He's Dating Rihanna

Outside MyStudio on Hollywood Boulevard, Matt Kemp confirms that he is indeed dating the human-sized, red-headed woodpecker otherwise known as Rihanna.

Good luck with that, Matt.

Avril Lavigne & Brody Jenner Dine at El Compadre

Exiting El Compadre Mexican Restaurant, across the street from Guitar Center on Sunset, Brody Jenner and his perpetually and perturbed looking girlfriend, Avril Lavigne, make their way back to Brody's ride.

Our camera guy remarks that it smells like rock stars around the scene...but the source must have been across the street at Guitar Center. Dohhh!!!

Seal and Heidi Klum Probably Still Don't Like Paparazzi

Well, at least Seal didn't disparage the paparazzi this time like he famously once did outside Mr. Chow, but it's still pretty obvious neither he nor wifey Heidi Klum are really into the paps questioning at Matsuhisa.

Hmm...maybe they need to get a little crazy.