Bombshell McGee Blesses Michael Lohan With Courtesy Spit

Ah ... the blessing of the Courtesy Spit ...

Walking up to Katsuya in Hollywood, a gorgeous-looking Michelle Bombshell McGee -- former Jesse James mistress -- reports that she uses saliva as lubricant before engaging in anal sex with Michael Lohan. Um .....

Michael turns a deep shade of red, before responding that girlfriend is in deep sh*t -- um!! -- but Bombshell confirms to us that Michael likes the 'courtesy spit' before she, um, straps it on and, um .... ahem.

We're still not sure who's joking about what here, if at all, but ... wow. And Michael -- we have a whole new level of respect for you.

Celebrities Hit Beverly Hilton, Golden Globes Award Show Events

It's the time of the year for the Golden Globes award show ... which always bring the celebrities out.

Shown here at the Beverly Hilton are J.B. Smoove, Halle Berry, Oliver Martinez, Zac Efron, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Mila Kunis, Jesse Eisenberg and Quentin Tarantino.

Balthazar Getty Finds Long-Lost Missing Person in Texas

Signing autographs in front of Chateau Marmont, Brothers & Sisters actor Balthazar Getty happily confirms that missing person "Rocky" -- the mentally-challenged son of a good friend -- was indeed located in Texas.

The dude had been missing over a year, having last been seen in L.A's west side before he vanished.

Cameron Diaz Spotted on Third Street

Dashing into her ride waiting curbside, Vanilla Sky actress Cameron Diaz is whisked down Third Street.

Cameron has starred in a host of movies which have featured bright green leading men, admitting she only made the connection recently and still hasn't worked out why she is attracted to movie roles that offer such colorful co-stars.

Maybe it's an alien thang?

Christina Aguilera Stumbles at Beverly Hilton

Sporting some glamourous-looking platinum blonde locks, singer Christina Aguilera stumbles out of the Beverly Hilton.

No serious injuries reported.

Elijah Wood Had Fun at the Golden Globes!

Seen here disappearing into the back of a luxury, chauffeured-piloted vehicle, Lord of the Rings legend Elijah Wood reports he had fun at the Golden Globes award show.

Hey, um ... can we catch a glimpse of our Precious that ring ye gots around ye neck?

Meagan Good Rooted For Natalie Portman on Golden Globes

Making her way to the front of the line at MyStudio, Eve's Bayou actress Meagan Good reports that she kinda did and kinda didn't watch the Golden Globes award show.

That is, she watched part of it ... oh, and she was rooting for Black Swan and V For Vendetta actress Natalie Portman.

Michelle Bombshell McGee: 'Sandra Bullock Always Looks Good'

Stepping out of Katsuya with some friends, model Michelle Bombshell McGee says that Sandra Bullock not only looked good on the Golden Globe Awards -- girlfriend looks beautiful all the time.

Awwwww......

Mike The Situation Sorrentino Hits MyStudio, Hollywood

Attracting all sorts of mad attention while partying in Hollywood on a Golden Globes weekend, Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino is livin' large.

The Situation is quite displeasured about our camera guy's questions, telling him to get some better questions. In the remainder of this epic-length clip, the Jersey Shores legend continues to check out the hotspots on world-famous Hollywood Boulevard, apparently seeking the best pad to get his party on.

Michelle Pfeiffer Wears Blue Dress at Beverly Hilton

Shown here talking to hotel staff, apparently about the best way to avoid the big crowd of people while going from Point A to Point B, Scarface actress Michelle Pfeiffer sports a very blue dress.

James Franco Honored by Theatre of Elysium, Red Carpet

Honored by the Theatre of Elysium, James Dean actor James Franco speaks from the red carpet, along with a few other participants.

Reportedly, screenwriter Nicolas Constantine and Soundgarden frontman Chris Cornell have obtained the rights to The Night Stalker, a biography of serial killer Richard Ramirez written by Phillip Carlo, and the producers and Cornell have apparently picked James to star in and direct the feature film version of Ramirez' twisted life.

Amy Winehouse Lands in Rio, Bodyguards Touch Paps

Legendary rabble-rouser Amy Winehouse lands at Brazil's Rio de Janeiro airport, and her bodyguards apparently waste no time in putting their hands on the paps -- which as we all know, is a no-no.

Ideally, neither pap nor celebrity nor posse would ever touch anyone else ... resulting in a pleasant, peaceful spontaneous media experience for all participants. What we've discovered is that as soon as someone touches another in the midst of a heated exchange, a certain behavioral threshold becomes crossed, the passing through of which may directly precipitate to violence.

Let us join in hand, and recall the words of the great Rodney King: "Can't we all just get along?"