HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Saturday Edition

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS -- and Happy Saturday! Yay!

Today's episode features Paris Hilton discussing her latest stalker assault, LL Cool J being real cool and Jennifer Lopez doing promotion at The Grove.

Music: Stalker by Joonie.

HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Friday Edition!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS -- Friday Edition!

This episode featuers Carla Cugino, Robert DeNiro, Vanessa Hudgens, Paris Hilton, Larry King, Katie Holmes, Michael Lohan, Fred Durst, John Fogerty and Jermaine Dupri.

"Glamour Zombie" by Brandon Hilton.

Paris Hilton's BF Cy Waits Attacked by Serial Stalker

It was just another day in court for Cy Waits and Paris Hilton, up in Van Nuys on a warm Los Angeles Wednesday. The couple was wrapping up legal business on one stalker case, when yet another stalker emerged out of nowhere, snuck past security and attacked Cy in the neck.

The man identified himself as Jim Rainford, "the man who runs this world" ... and we suspect he may have a deluded, "god" complex. At any rate, since this stalker was already on parole from attacking Paris Hilton's security team as her residence just last fall, he'll likely be enjoying a nice little respite in jail...or if he's lucky, a mental institution.

Oof.

HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Happy Earth Day!!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS -- and Happy Earth Day!!

This episode features Britney Spears, Bobby Trendy, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Alba, John Travolta, Kevin Bacon, Diddy, Audrina Patridge and Max Von Sydow!

Glamour Zombie by Brandon Hilton.

Celebrity GPS -- Lindsay Lohan Returns to Jail!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS -- and Lindsay Lohan goes back to jail!

Lindsay was determined to be guilty of violating her parole due to her latest incident, the jewelry heist. At the very least, the troubled actress should be gratefgul her charge was reduced from felony to misdemeanor, requiring her to serve 120 days back in Lynwood Correctional Facility, as well as 480 hours of community service.

She is expected to appeal, which would grant her bail opportunity until her next pre-trial date set for May 5. Good luck with that, girlfriend.

Bollywood Actress Millika Sherawat Meets Barack Obama

Bollywood beauty Millika Sherawat has been in town this week before she goes to Cannes to launch her latest movie, Politics of Love and had time to meet with Barack Obama, who currently occupies the Office of President in the United States.

Since her new movie tells of love stories that blossomed during Obama's election campaign, the meeting seems quite apropos since he allegedly even requested a ticket to the premiere.

Mallika has long wanted to meet Obama, and while working on Politics of Love had the opportunity to learn something about him.

HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Happy 420!!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS! And while you're celebrating 4/20, take a look at this!

This episode features Shenae Grimes, who's visibly quite pleased about her new boyfriend, Reese Witherspoon, who unlike General Electric, paid her taxes, Mallika Sherawat, fresh from Bollywood and visiting Perez Hilton before jetting off to Cannes for her latest film premiere, godfather James Gandolfini, who's momentarily locked out of his ride, and Ben Stiller, fresh out of House of Blues.

"Glamour Zombie" by Brandon Hilton.

Random Douchebag Pulls Knife on Dr. Rey!

Exiting Roxbury nightclub with his wife, Dr. Rey 90210 is confronted with a random douche replete with homophobic utterances and armed with a knife.

The douche doesn't seem to admire the good Doctor's low-cut v-neck t-shirt, and takes it upon himself to heckle the celebrity surgeon.

Remember, folks: there's a douchebag for every scene.

HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Paul McCartney Hits Mozza!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS , and Paul McCartney is in the house!

In this episode of Celebrity GPS, Paul McCartney causes quite the scene departing Mozza.

Celebrity GPS -- Curse of the Red Woodpecker!!!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS -- and watch out for the curse of the Red Woodpecker!

This episode features Red-Headed Rihanna, Angry Oliver Martinez, Meek Halle Berry, Jubilant Janet Jackson, Friendly Kiefer Sutherland, Happy Dr. Robert Rey, and Grouchy David Beckham with his kids.

Glamour Zombie by Brandon Hilton.

HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Weekly Wrap-up!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV's Celebrity GPS -- the weekly wrap-up!

This episode features Charlie Sheen, John Travolta, k.d. lang, Kim Lee, Mr. Brainwash, Randy Jackson, Erica Mena, Halle Berry, Drew Barrymore, Fergie and Robin Williams.

HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Thursday Episode!

It's HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS -- Thursday Episode!

This episode features Drew Barrymore, Fergie, Hilary Duff and Courteney Cox.