Puff Diddy Shows Up Late, Slurring, Threatens to Expose Himself on Chelsea Lately

Last night, the man known as Puff Diddy Sean John P. Daddy Combs turned up late, appearing drunk and slurring his words on Chelsea Lately, eventually resorting to simply barking out the name of the vodka company he endorses.

In his allegedly drunken state, Diddy Man mumbles about being a "girl" or something -- causing Chelsea to therefore refer to him as "girl" and "girlfriend" for the rest of the segment (lol!!) -- whereupon, apparently feeling his manhood challenged, Mr. Puff threatens to expose his willy.

We've said it before ... and we'll say it again, Puff dude: put down the dang vodka for a while. Why you actin' a foo' on live TV?